Sex Exposed

Generally, a how-to guide provides step by step instructions on what to do. A sex how-to guide does not do the same. Such a presumption that everyone likes the same stuff won’t just get you rejected- it can get you slapped, court ordered, and, in the worst possible scenario, arrested. So, let’s be honest, I’m not necessarily gonna like what you like- and the same visa versa! This means (and this is very important!!), forget what your ex liked and come up with a new game plan!

And so my darlings, take a deep breath and remember these words… for they will be chapter 1 in your Sex 101 Bible:

“All firsts require “gentlemanly/gentlewomanly” behaviour”

Meaning: If you haven’t already done it once, take the slow and steady approach to win the race. Do NOT, and I mean, DO NOT, jump the gun.

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