Sex Exposed

We all know that crazy, intoxicating, obsessed fascination that occurs when you like someone…errr, when you LOVE someone. But what happens when you or a friend are complaining about every little request… every bitch…every rant… or every aspect of your someone’s life?? I’ll tell you what happens; bitching. That’s right: bitching. We all have our bitchy days- be us men our women. Our crankiness could be from our lack of sleep…lack of alcohol, our asshole boss or… you name it; anything. When this bitching lasts more than a day and is on repeat then the fact that is desired to be avoided is that: you’re just not into them. That’s right, write it down and say it out loud. “I am just not into them”. People try so hard to convince themselves that they will get over the constant criticizing, but they won’t. You won’t and I won’t. The problem with people is that they are scared to be a “single” and lose their two-some status. I have no idea why.

Love is fabulous. Being excited about a relationship is fabulous also- but, it won’t make or break you. You will not meet your perfect someone while you’re connected to someone else. Call it the universe, your body chemicals, or the way you act… But you will never move onward and upward to Act number 2 if you’re still stuck on the ending of number 1. Call your unhappiness what it is- “the end”! There are a ton of people in the world who can make you both blissful or miserable but you’ll never find either if you’re still tucked in your safe house having sex with the same old fart who every time they kiss you you pucker up closed lips hoping TO GOD that they won’t slip you the tongue! You know- that person who every time they try to hold your hand you cringe wondering why the texture is so dry or slimy or just… unexplainably gross! …Your Mr or Miss Gross IS actually somebody’s Mr/Miss Wonderful. So, let them find them… and open yourself up to find your wonderful as well. Even if the sex is amazing- walk away…you’ll find that again, I promise. The amazing thing is that eventually you’ll find even more than life altering amazing sex; you’ll find someone who regardless of the requests… night drooling.. or even, pee on the toilet seat… it won’t bother you a bit( for the first little while anyway ; ) )

Call it Dunzo and give your friend’s ears a rest. The bitching is getting old.                      …feel free to pass this on and give your friends a subtle hint. It might even work.

Yes, “the whip-out”. If you are a woman, chances are you’ve fallen prey to this logically unlawful move; If you are a man, you may be part of the 70% or so that has pulled this obnoxious stunt. What am I talking about? Just as the title forebodes… whipping it out in all manly-glory in hopes that your “victim” becomes SO overcome with lust and so engrossly impassioned that she takes hold and proves that porno’s are real. Well, I’m sorry to say (not really) that NO! Porno’s are not real. The most likely result in this scenario is that the appalled female participant will NOT be a participant any longer in the sick world that men like Larry Flynt have created in magazine and film and leave- possibly right after creating a can of whoop-ass on your dirty presumptuous ass! For some reason, many men think this move will cement them to the next round but, in lady language this screams: “You are a slut and by revealing my manhood I will get sexual gratification. It is ALL ABOUT ME!” -Yes, this is the literal translation. Men really are from Mars and Women Venus. When a woman thinks, she see’s in global spectrum; When a man thinks, he thinks directly in front and with blinders. A move like this doesn’t necessarily warrant a permanent run in the opposite direction. His attitude and actions in all areas should be assessed to decide if he in himself is a negative lifestyle.

My advice?

Review all relevant information like how he treats you and how he makes you feel before throwing in the towel. Remember: Men are not from our planet of conscious and considerate actions… an honest and slightly irrate reaction can go a long way to usher him back to earth.  😉