Sex Exposed

We all know that crazy, intoxicating, obsessed fascination that occurs when you like someone…errr, when you LOVE someone. But what happens when you or a friend are complaining about every little request… every bitch…every rant… or every aspect of your someone’s life?? I’ll tell you what happens; bitching. That’s right: bitching. We all have our bitchy days- be us men our women. Our crankiness could be from our lack of sleep…lack of alcohol, our asshole boss or… you name it; anything. When this bitching lasts more than a day and is on repeat then the fact that is desired to be avoided is that: you’re just not into them. That’s right, write it down and say it out loud. “I am just not into them”. People try so hard to convince themselves that they will get over the constant criticizing, but they won’t. You won’t and I won’t. The problem with people is that they are scared to be a “single” and lose their two-some status. I have no idea why.

Love is fabulous. Being excited about a relationship is fabulous also- but, it won’t make or break you. You will not meet your perfect someone while you’re connected to someone else. Call it the universe, your body chemicals, or the way you act… But you will never move onward and upward to Act number 2 if you’re still stuck on the ending of number 1. Call your unhappiness what it is- “the end”! There are a ton of people in the world who can make you both blissful or miserable but you’ll never find either if you’re still tucked in your safe house having sex with the same old fart who every time they kiss you you pucker up closed lips hoping TO GOD that they won’t slip you the tongue! You know- that person who every time they try to hold your hand you cringe wondering why the texture is so dry or slimy or just… unexplainably gross! …Your Mr or Miss Gross IS actually somebody’s Mr/Miss Wonderful. So, let them find them… and open yourself up to find your wonderful as well. Even if the sex is amazing- walk away…you’ll find that again, I promise. The amazing thing is that eventually you’ll find even more than life altering amazing sex; you’ll find someone who regardless of the requests… night drooling.. or even, pee on the toilet seat… it won’t bother you a bit( for the first little while anyway ; ) )

Call it Dunzo and give your friend’s ears a rest. The bitching is getting old.                      …feel free to pass this on and give your friends a subtle hint. It might even work.

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